Sunday, December 20, 2009

Making neighbors jealous....

(I'm spraying the side, neighbor's stands on fence and leans his head over to see)
neighbor: what are you doing?
me: coloirng the lawn

neighbor: ah, what is it exactly?
me: eco-friendly pet safe lawn dye

(I'm spraying the front, neighbor steps out from the front door)
neighbor: so what does something like that cost?
me: about .15 cents a sq ft. and it lasts about 3 months. You want me to do yours?
neighbor: maybe after the first of the year
me: cool

(I'm packing up my things, neighbor inspecting my work)
me: so what do you think?
neighbor: i think you made my lawn look bad
me: call me after the first and i'll make yours look just as good

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